Monday, February 18, 2019

10-Point review of Thugs of Hindostan



It’s not as Awfully, miserably and terribly bad as the reviews suggest - it’s funny in parts, no one’s acted poorly and the locations in Malta and Thailand are splendid. We’ve endured way worse movies than this!
BUT WATCH IT ONLY ON TV!!



Because this is what I vividly remember of the movie:
1. Someone found Lagaan and Asoka costumes in Diwali cleaning and wondered - Hmm what movie can we make to use both of these!
2. Aditya Chopra does not know what to do with his money. But he knows that 60% of the budget of the movie is to be spent on conditioner or Kajal. 0% is spent on face wash.
3. What is with that eagle - name it Dunzo. It delivers messages and drops goodies.
4. Katrina Kaif must be charging by item song - and her choreography was worse than most annual day performances!
5. The British actors speak better Hindi than Katrina.
6. There is no need to have a British angle to this movie - these people could be fighting minions, or Kauravas or the Kilikili tribe of Bahubali - hardly matters.
7. A stupid shot taken in slo-mo is just a really slow stupid shot.
8. Not the most apt movie for Aamir to pierce his nose 🙄
9. Amitabh can’t do Shahenshah 2 or Khuda Gawah 2, hence Thugs of Hindostan.
10. You throw 40 punches and then get shot and die. Just steal guns for gods sake, you stupid thugs!

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